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18May

Bewitched, Bewildered and Benghazi

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Bewitched, Bewildered and Benghazi. That would be a hit TV show with a new cast. Hillary Clinton as Samantha Stephens, Jay Carney as Darrin (Dick York) and Nancy Pelosi as Endora (Agnes Moorehead). Oh the fun they could have, a little twitch of Hillary’s nose would incite the Taliban causing them to riot and attack the consulate. Jay Carney would be running in circles only turning left because Pelosi keeps casting Koranic spells over him.

Like today there’s lots of witchcraft and shady dealings. What part would Obama play? He’s nowhere to be found. Obama would claim he knew nothing about the remake, and admit it must be George Bush, or some low level government employee’s fault.

No disrespect to the original cast. Elizabeth Montgomery, may she rest in peace left the planet May 18, 1995 on Dwayne (Dobbie Gillis) Hickman’s birthday and Darrin (Dick York) checked out February 20, 1992. Agnes Moorehead passed on April 30, 1974 at the age of 74.

IRS (I’m Raping Someone) Scandal

How in the world can the American public ever trust the IRS again? Knowing what their limits are there’s no way they can be trusted. EVER!!! Administrators can’t write a new policy directing that IRS employee’s dismiss their personal beliefs and serve the public equally. The ACLU would have a field day.

It’s the scorpion and frog scenario, where the scorpion begs the frog to take him to the other side of the pond. The frog says “no way, you’ll sting me. ” After promises and additional pleading the frog complies. Half way across the pond the scorpion stings the frog. “Hey! you promised not to sting me, now we’ll both die.” The scorpion reply’s, “I know, but it’s my nature!”

The only solution is to dismantle the tax code, defund and eliminate the IRS. Layoff thousands of IRS thugs… Think of the savings taxpayers would realize. Besides, the IRS doesn’t need our money when the Federal Reserve can print all the money they need.

17May

Washington D.C. Art

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The government should move this babe to the IRS, they need a diversion.

Place this statue in your front yard and Code Enforcement will be banging on your front door in a New York minute. She even looks a little underage doesn’t she? And she’s nude. This bronze beauty sets in the entrance of the Justice Building in Washington D.C.

The Justice Department would claim it’s art. Isn’t that the same story Pete Townshend tried when he was arrested in England for possessing child pornography, which he claimed was art.

16May

Acting IRS Commissioner Resigned?

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What a surprise!

Good thing the president accepted Steven Miller, IRS Acting Commissioner’s resignation because if he had been fired he wouldn’t receive his life long pension, health care and any of his exit strategy perks. But that matters very little as Miller was leaving at the end of the month anyway.

The perfect penalty would be the closure of the IRS because of civil rights and first amendment violations via targeting conservative and religious groups. Why do we need the IRS anyway? The Federal Reserve can print all the money it needs, why bother with ours? May the real culprits spend a few years in prison joined by Steven Miller for lying to Congress under oath.

15May

The Night Watchman

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The government managed a vast scrap yard in the middle of the Iraqi desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position, and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning division and hired two people, one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a quality control (QC) division and hired two people, one (GS-9) to do the studies and one (GS-11) to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created a payroll division with a time keeper (GS-9) and a payroll officer (GS-11), and hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative division and hired three people: an Admin Officer (GS-13), Assistant Admin Officer (GS-13), and a Legal Secretary (GS-8).

Then, one year later, Congress reviewed the operation of the desert scrap yard and said, “We are $18,000 over budget. We must cut back overall costs!” So they eliminated the night watchman.

Remember Judy Tenuta?

She most likely doesn’t read BNNREPORTS.COM. Maybe she should get with the program, huh?

Tenuta’s act is primarily structured around an exaggerated, offbeat persona that is referred to primarily as “The Love Goddess”. Other monikers include “The Petite Flower”, “Aphrodite of the Accordion”, “Fashion-Plate Saint”, “Princess of Panty Shields”, and “Empress of Elvis Impersonators”.

Tenuta’s persona encourages fans to convert to her own personal religion, “Judyism”.

14May

Time To Get Started

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It’s on the 2014 ballot and Florida voters will decide the fate of Medical Marijuana in their state. Seventeen other states have passed laws regulating self administered cannabis for their ills, and two of those states, Washington and Colorado passed legislation giving it recreational status.

AmericanPatrioticLeague.org has launched their Legalize Medical Marijuana campaign on Indiegogo.com seeking to raise more than a quarter of a million dollars to pay for a state wide advertising blitz starting January 2014.

Click Here to check out their offer.

09May

Temper, Temper

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“Poor baby” did not get his way and had a “tantrum.” Bet you won’t see this on the main stream media, mainly because it’s not real.

Reportedly Obama leaves a meeting with Congressional leaders after Cantor told the president “Republicans would not vote for his proposed tax hikes.”

“This president displays his true class and respect for the office.” Once again this proves the point that there is no fix or excuse for stupidity and ingrained ignorance. Obama picked up his toys and stormed out of the meeting, kicking the door open!

This is how community organizers react when they don’t get their way. Flip Wilson claimed the devil made him do it, but in this case it was most likely George Bush.

Some will claim this video was photo-shopped, we hope it is because this action is not very presidential. Do you wonder why so many people dislike him? Someone spent a few hours creatively composing this animated graphics interface file for what purpose? To make him look bad? He does that very well on his own.

08May

Where’s the Main Stream Media?

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How Many Murders And Other High Crimes Can An American President Commit Before The MSM Pays Attention?”

Murder. Perjury. Kidnapping. False Arrest and Imprisonment. While there are many questions and accusations surrounding the Benghazi terrorist attack cover-up by the White House, some High Crimes, already obvious and true as documented by the willing accomplices in the Main Stream Media, are being ignored. They are possibly the most dangerous crimes any American President and Government can make against their people.

Our Government, made up by and for a free people specifically to protect their rights and ensure their freedom, created and coalesced behind an outrageous lie to frame an innocent American citizen in the eyes of the world, strip him of his rights and wrongly incarcerate him. The world saw him do it. They heard his lies from the UN pulpit, from his very lying lips. They world now knows the American President and his administration will frame their own citizens to keep from prosecuting islamist terrorists. They know he lied to them. They know he is but one of them, a tin pot dictator, craven in his desire to accumulate and hold onto power. Barack Chavez. Perjury and lies by one citizen in an effort to imprison an innocent fellow citizen strike at the very heart of the justice system, and are punished as such.

Perjury and lies by a President and the Administration he runs in an effort to imprison an innocent citizen strikes at the very core of our foundation as a nation. It defiles the Constitution to have had it sworn to by such trash, such non believers.

If the power of the Presidency was used, at any level of the administration, from any of his representatives, to impede the necessary available relief from attempting requested and advised help for Americans in Benghazi, is that not a premeditated refusal to carry out his oath of office?

If the power of the Presidency was used, at any level of the administration, from any of his representatives, to divert any investigative or media figures with knowingly false accounts, allowing the terrorist Al Qaeda fighters to get away unpunished, is that not aiding and abetting the enemy and a premeditated refusal to carry out his oath of office?

If the power of the Presidency was willfully used, at any level of the administration, from any of his representatives, to spread the lies about an innocent man and his video causing the Benghazi riots; lies which then themselves caused riots and chaos across a world who had never seen the video in question; lies used to kidnap and trump up charges on an otherwise innocent man, stripping him of all of his basic civil rights and robbing him of his freedom, then I suggest to you we have seen the most glaring High Crime a President can commit.

Maybe his getting away with his administrations wanton murders of Mexicans, which continue to this day courtesy of obama and Holder’s “Fast and Furious” second amendment false-flag attack, convinced him he was unaccountable.

Hillary Clinton, disgraced former Secretary of State, while she delivered her perjured testimony, asked pointedly, “What Difference Does It Make…” who killed the embassy employees. Perhaps had she actually laid out the complete thought, the question would be easier for Americans to answer:

“What difference does it make if the American citizens were killed by so-called protesters angered about a video they had not seen, or if they were killed because the President and I decided we didn’t want to fight Al Qaeda on the anniversary of 9/11 because it wouldn’t look good in the press after we told them we had decimated the terrorist organization? What difference does it make if the President helps the guilty terrorists escape and jails an innocent man?”

I think it makes a big difference.

Ron Reale

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