Isn’t America so Cool? We are always first.
WE JUST HAD OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT… SOON WE’LL HAVE OUR FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. THE THOUGHT OF OUR FIRST GAY PRESIDENT IS MIND BOGGLING… SO MANY FIRSTS!!! ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST TRANSSEXUAL PRESIDENT? HOW COOL ARE WE BEING FIRST AT EVERYTHING? OMG!

There are more Attorney’s in America than Paramedics.
“THAT’S ONE OF MANY REASONS THE COST OF HEALTHCARE IS SO HIGH”