Bewitched, Bewildered and Benghazi. That would be a hit TV show with a new cast. Hillary Clinton as Samantha Stephens, Jay Carney as Darrin (Dick York) and Nancy Pelosi as Endora (Agnes Moorehead). Oh the fun they could have, a little twitch of Hillary’s nose would incite the Taliban causing them to riot and attack the consulate. Jay Carney would be running in circles only turning left because Pelosi keeps casting Koranic spells over him.
Like today there’s lots of witchcraft and shady dealings. What part would Obama play? He’s nowhere to be found. Obama would claim he knew nothing about the remake, and admit it must be George Bush, or some low level government employee’s fault.
No disrespect to the original cast. Elizabeth Montgomery, may she rest in peace left the planet May 18, 1995 on Dwayne (Dobbie Gillis) Hickman’s birthday and Darrin (Dick York) checked out February 20, 1992. Agnes Moorehead passed on April 30, 1974 at the age of 74.
IRS (I’m Raping Someone) Scandal
How in the world can the American public ever trust the IRS again? Knowing what their limits are there’s no way they can be trusted. EVER!!! Administrators can’t write a new policy directing that IRS employee’s dismiss their personal beliefs and serve the public equally. The ACLU would have a field day.
It’s the scorpion and frog scenario, where the scorpion begs the frog to take him to the other side of the pond. The frog says “no way, you’ll sting me. ” After promises and additional pleading the frog complies. Half way across the pond the scorpion stings the frog. “Hey! you promised not to sting me, now we’ll both die.” The scorpion reply’s, “I know, but it’s my nature!”
The only solution is to dismantle the tax code, defund and eliminate the IRS. Layoff thousands of IRS thugs… Think of the savings taxpayers would realize. Besides, the IRS doesn’t need our money when the Federal Reserve can print all the money they need.