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COURTESY OF THE KING ALLAN SHOW: 2000 MULES CLIP SHOWING HOW THEY CHEATED IN 2020 ELECTION

Where's the Baby Formula?
Photos provided to us by Adeline Sandridge, Communications Directorm Office of Congresswoman Kat Cammack "The photos come from the Ursula Processing Facility; this is the only such location from which we’ve received photos at this time. The agent did not provide more details about the frequency of shipments, but mentioned that the ones in the photos I’ve attached (you’re free to use at this time) were just a few of what was received yesterday morning. We do not have details on the distribution of the formula and how this is determined."
Ba Dump Chissss
I lost my Thesaurus yesterday... I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am. My wife and I are having a hard time deciding whether to burry or cremate my mother-in-law. We couldn't make up our minds, so we decided to let her live. I really don't like sex in the shower. It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison. When they buried the man who invented Tetris, four rows of the cemetery disappeared. Gary Delaney.com
What's the Difference?
What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo lighter? Well let's see... A hippo weights on average 2,800 pounds. A zippo is just a little lighter. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether the animal see's you later, on in a while.
Take My Wife...
Here's an idea. Let's award our politicians a 1 Trillion Dollar Cash, Tax Free Bonus, with the caveat, demand, or order that they will not take any money from donors. lobbyists, or any political contacts. I'd drop $5 on the Dali Lima, If I was a Tibet'n man. They would take the money, and ignore the caveat. You could give them 12 Trillion Dollars and nothing would change. GREED IS GREED no matter what the amount. Same as a terrorist. Give them an inch and they will take it all while demanding more. And my favorite... Give a rat a cookie, sooner or later he'll want a glass of milk.
Cure shoplifting/looting.
Prior to Wal-Mart, shoppers would go to a counter, and ask a clerk for the item they needed. Sam Walton saw it differently. "Place the merchandise in front of the counter... Let'em shop, they'll spend more money." Back in the 40's that was a major change in marketing. Fast forward a few decades, and it appears stores like Walgreens and CVS are either closing stores or locking up items deemed easy to lift. How long before internet shopping will bring you to nothing more than a pick-up counter? Just like it used to be before Mr. Walton made his change. By the way... People will still shop and spend money.

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