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COURTESY OF 2000 MULES, 2020 ELECTION AND FROM GLEN BECK.. HE’S HAD ENOUGH.

We Live as Capitalists but Teach as Socialists.
Daycare is the best place to start. Imagine each student receives a play money bankroll equal to the weekly facility fees. When they want a cookie or a glass of milk, kids go to the booth and purchase what they desire.

This teaches them how to count money and give change. Math skills at an early age is a good thing, if you are a capitalist. If they want to watch a video, simply go to the video booth and rent your favorite video. Again, it teaches the value of money and how capitalism operates.

Every daycare center should have a built-in mini city where participants can work in a capitalist system. Same thing with essentials… Need a diaper? Go to the diaper store. If the child runs out of money at the end of the day or week, a neat lesson is learned. Don’t spend what you don’t have.

The other side of that lesson is learning how to save, and or live within your means. It may not be a 401k but the lesson is its own value.

Not to mention the endorsements from the corporate world. Think McDonalds would love to have the cookie store? Huggies would premiere in the diaper outlet. Especially if the daycare center is a franchise. Five hundred cookie stores?

Maybe the Girl Scouts would enjoy an increase in membership due to the kids growing up munching on Girl Scout Cookies. Talk about “Branding.”
Most importantly the kid who owns the store may actually make money… what a concept. Plus, it’s a great lesson in the retail business. Inventory control, invoicing and customer service, all of which invokes responsibility.

And for those who say, let the kid be a kid, don’t burden the child with capitalism at such a young age. When would be a better time, after they’re grown? If you can’t get into this concept, find a socialist daycare center, and let your child be just that… a socialist in a capitalist world. Perfect.
Is it cool to hate white people now?
Are you on that band-wagon? White people are the new evil, racist, phobia stricken people with no moral compass. Are you sure about that? How soon we forget, or refuse to acknowledge our past. Who invented the telephone? White guy. Who invented the phonograph? White guy. What about the cinema/movies? White guy. Open heart surgery? White guy. Cell phone? White guy. Television? White guy. Radio? White guy. I could go on for ever! What in the name of the Grand Architect are you thinking? White people made more advancement than any other race! Who invented the computer? White guys! And for this we are called White Supremacists? It's clear the word has been redefined. Of course we are proud of our race. What's wrong with that? Other people aren't proud of their race?
Stop School Shootings!
Had enough? The solution is right in our face, we just can't see through the forest. How many school shootings did we have during the two year pandemic? That would be none! So CLOSE ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!! No more school shootings. Stupidly simple. How will we educate out children? Same as we did before government schools. See the problem? You don't know your history.
Ben Franklin said this...
“I am for doing good to the poor, but...I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. I observed...that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.”
Ba Dump Chissss
I lost my Thesaurus yesterday... I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am. My wife and I are having a hard time deciding whether to burry or cremate my mother-in-law. We couldn't make up our minds, so we decided to let her live. I really don't like sex in the shower. It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison. When they buried the man who invented Tetris, four rows of the cemetery disappeared. Gary Delaney.com
What's the Difference?
What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo lighter? Well let's see... A hippo weights on average 2,800 pounds. A zippo is just a little lighter. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether the animal see's you later, on in a while.
Take My Wife...
Here's an idea. Let's award our politicians a 1 Trillion Dollar Cash, Tax Free Bonus, with the caveat, demand, or order that they will not take any money from donors. lobbyists, or any political contacts. I'd drop $5 on the Dali Lima, If I was a Tibet'n man. They would take the money, and ignore the caveat. You could give them 12 Trillion Dollars and nothing would change. GREED IS GREED no matter what the amount. Same as a terrorist. Give them an inch and they will take it all while demanding more. And my favorite... Give a rat a cookie, sooner or later he'll want a glass of milk.
Cure shoplifting/looting.
Prior to Wal-Mart, shoppers would go to a counter, and ask a clerk for the item they needed. Sam Walton saw it differently. "Place the merchandise in front of the counter... Let'em shop, they'll spend more money." Back in the 40's that was a major change in marketing. Fast forward a few decades, and it appears stores like Walgreens and CVS are either closing stores or locking up items deemed easy to lift. How long before internet shopping will bring you to nothing more than a pick-up counter? Just like it used to be before Mr. Walton made his change. By the way... People will still shop and spend money.
Journalism?
The first thing we learned in journalism class was; when the crowd is looking up... look down. Or in this case, look behind every now and then.

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